Sunday, April 1, 2007

Google Enters WiFi Market!

Google recently announced that it has released the Beta version of its TiSP WiFi service. Installation is easy as it comes in a kit with all materials needed. The system is incredibly simple in that it uses the city municipal sewerage system as the conduit for the telecommunications cables.
Advanced features include professional installation by a team of nanobots, delivery of products purchased via google shopping cart via the sewarage system and an enterprise version that includes technical support in the event of "backup, brownout or data wipes." Check it out today at


Sean said...

It will be great to see the FAQS!

Tom Hamilton said...

Here's a great quote from the FAQ's:

How can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward.

Sean said...

Why is TiSP in beta?

When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that.

N. Venkatraman said...

another of Google's trademark April 1 product offerings!!